Wow, you got that off the Internet?

Wow, you got that off the Internet?

18.05.16 | Something

Oh sure! For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‚first‘ wife was the one who liked lilacs! There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Five hours? Yeah, and...

With a warning label

18.05.16 | Life

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o‘ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin‘ up that ol‘ mess you caused. You’re going to do his laundry? Say what? No! I want to live!...

You have a good heart

18.05.16 | Author

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Soon enough. Who are you, my warranty?! Bite my shiny metal ass. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I...