Check it

Check it

I saw you with those two „ladies of the evening“ at Elzars. Explain that. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die...
The cat shelter

The cat shelter

I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my...
The professor

The professor

You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! But existing is basically all I do! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. She also liked to shut...
Earth in the Balance

Earth in the Balance

Kids have names? You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! They’re like sex, except I’m having them! Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Fry, we have a crate to deliver. That’s a popular name today. Little „e“, big...
Everyone

Everyone

Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m...