No violence

No violence

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‚everything’s going to be fine‘ and you think they’re...
What could go wrong?

What could go wrong?

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‚everything’s going to be fine‘ and you think they’re...
Call me Rotmeister

Call me Rotmeister

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Ask her how her day was. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Sorry, checking all the water in this...
Army had half a day

Army had half a day

We don’t have a brig. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? And I’m his friend Jesus. Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Your best is an...
Not now, not ever

Not now, not ever

You look perfect I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the...