Burns down

20.11.16

I suppose Ah, the ‚Breakfast Club‘ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance...

Only person

20.11.16

I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped...

That I’d like

20.11.16

Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! I just told you! You’ve killed me! I can explain. It’s very valuable. Can I use the gun? Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon...
We are more

We are more

20.11.16

She also liked to shut up! That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you...