The kind

The kind

Soon enough. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Who are you, my warranty?! I videotape...
Slurm factory

Slurm factory

Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch....
Finding a needle

Finding a needle

Your best is an idiot! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem...
This is fun

This is fun

We don’t have a brig. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? And I’m his friend Jesus. Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? I don’t want...
You look

You look

Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. Tell him time is of the essence. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I’m partial to air conditioning. You all right, Dexter? Tell him time is of the essence. God created...