13.11.16
I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Thank you, steal again. Save me, Jeebus. I’ll...
02.08.16
Makes me a … scientist. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until...
02.08.16
Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! Ask her how her day was. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Sorry, checking all the water in this...
02.08.16
We don’t have a brig. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? And I’m his friend Jesus. Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial?
02.08.16
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know when grown-ups tell you ‚everything’s going to be fine‘ and you think they’re...
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