You wouldn’t be there

You wouldn’t be there

Ah, the ‚Breakfast Club‘ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Okay, I like a challenge. Yeah, lots of people did. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! I saw you with those two...
Tonight’s the night

Tonight’s the night

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I like seafood. I’m really more an apartment person. I’m generally confused most of the time. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. I’m going to tell you something that...

With a warning label

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o‘ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin‘ up that ol‘ mess you caused. You’re going to do his laundry? Say what? No! I want to live!...

Michelle, I don’t regret

Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack...

I feel like a jigsaw

I’m really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a...